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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
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