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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}

{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}

{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}

{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}

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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

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