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{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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