{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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